Online Confessional: Ack!

Friday, May 25, 2007

Ack!

I caught my husband this morning in the act of SMOKING... blech! We both quit over 5 years ago, and even tho I've smelled it on him on a few occasions, he's denied it up and down (kindof like when I discovered his Playboy subscription).
Funny how men can lie with such straight faces...
Anyway, I told him he'd better watch out, or I'll have to hire an ugly nurse to wipe his crippled ass when he has his first coronary in a few years. It's bad enough I had to marry a crabby old guy, but now it seems I'm going to be stuck with a sickly one, too.
Fucker.

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What's Blooming:

June 24: white asters (fleabane), delphiniums, astilbes, campanula blue clips, more echinaceas, rudbeckias starting in prairie, TONS of asclepias in prairie (where did it come from?!?) Harvested 3 gallon bags of salad greens, a pan fill of small to medium sized beets (chopped the greens for salad), sno peas. Sprinkled datura and zinnia seeds throughout gardens-- planted a blueberry bush in strawberry patch (strawberries almost done! We got about 15 # total of strawberries!)
June 16: Alaskan daisies, Jackmanii Clematis, sweet peas. Planted 3 lupines, 3 yarrow, 3 columbine, and a columbine today.
June 7: coreopsis, gaillardia, chicory, oenothera, crown vetch, one echinacea in prairie opened, tritoma (knifofia?) opening, peas are forming, rose campion starting, calla lilies fully open
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May 31: penstemon opened sometime last week, peonies opened fully today, filipendula opening, all flowers from 5/29 still blooming; seedlings planted 5/24 all sprouted
May 29: clematis, nepeta, dicendra, penstemon, digitalis, daisy things, irises, heucheria, yarrow, geranium, thrift, dianthus, flax (coreopsis forming blooms!), strawberries turning red!
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